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JetJuice.
00:55
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(Lil Hi-Hat)
Uh. What? Oop?
Oh it's time for me to rap? Ok
Yo I wake up every morning, 3pm on the dot.
I be swagged out hard like I'm Dwayne the Rock.
You can't be crackin' on the whip when you smokin' them rocks.
You be trippin' in ya whip, like you smokin' a sock. What?
I smell bad, like I'm fuckin' a dog.
Y'all be wearin' that cologne, like you fuckin' with god.
Pull up on your block, put your face in the sod.
Lookin' clean like a mirror, puttin' up a facade.
(MC Pudding)
I switch the rhythm on 'em, like a shitty pacemaker.
Show up rumblin' the spot, call me bass-maker.
Money spillin' out my socks, bitch I blaze acres.
Cross the border in a crib, I don't need papers.
And I don't even respect you.
Get up in your face, throw you up like it's pet food.
95 degrees, walk around in a sweatsuit,
But I still chill harder than the ice in your
J E T J U I C E
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SHAMWOW:
(Woah oh oh oh)
I'm a pretty boy, get the fuck lost
Have your hoe wet in my swag sauce
Smoking too much, needa reduce,
And she said im sweet, like some apple juice
And a bitch made, get a switch blade
And i'm broke as fuck, but my bitch paid
And uh
All these chicks spill sauce on my wang,
I don't give a fuck, I got rust on my chain
MC PUDDING:
They like "Who the fuck is this?", tryna bury 'em
Welcome to my life bitch, step into my terrarium
Tryna double back yuh, put me through in stereo
Flexin' out the, and I ain't even scared of you
Stick and spoons, I be sippin' crystal, I be drinkin' juice
S H I T
Ask ya boi what's poppin' like some black balloons, yuh
Catch me eatin' tofu in the sand dunes
Scrap your shit,, get lost
That's a lose-lose, bitch
(All these chicks spill sauce on my wang,
I don't give a fuck, I got rust on my chain)
LIL HI-HAT
Yo, I got rust on my chain
Bendin' corners, burnin' brakes
Don't fuck with my homies, leave you in a neck-brace
Flexin' diamonds in cave, but no pressure
Your ride home went from a Lyft into a fuckin' stretcher
When I walk up to the club, I be smokin' a beer
I always hear my fuckin' voice inside of my left ear
Walking around the Broadlands like, "Hey, there's a queer!"
Rockin' a pink windbreaker and a maple veneer
Under the floorboards fuckin' eatin' Saag Paneer
Fuck your stars and bars, I don't care for your leer
Oh you're so fucking cool, you shot a gun at a deer!
Fucking pussy
(All these chicks spill sauce on my wang,
I don't give a fuck, I got rust on my chain)
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3. |
Sap.
04:21
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"Lil Bitch, Lil Bitch! This is TMZ! We're here to ask you about your song 'Bitchin' Up In This Bitch' what do you gotta say to that?"
"Ah you know, I'm Lil Bitch up in here, actin' like a lil bitch, lookin' like a lil bitch, dressed like a lil bitch, you know how I am!"
LIL HI-HAT
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the Ritz in a bit
30 Aught 6, bitch I'm loadin' my clip
Don't go talkin' that shit, 'less you tryna get hit
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the ritz in a bit
Pull up to the Ritz in a Benz,
I be tokin' on the head but I don't roll ends
MC PUDDING
Pull up to the the club lookin' like a lil bitch
People tryna front man, I don't give a shit
Catch me in a Planet Fitness rollin' up a spliff
Who you think you talkin' to? Bitch, I'm lil bitch
Drive a pickup truck with a gun rack
Who you tryna come at?
Motherfucker, hit you with a comeback
Rippin' out yo spine like I'm playing Mortal Kombat
Check the lost and found if you tryna get your lungs back
LIL HI-HAT
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the Ritz in a bit
30 Aught 6, bitch I'm loadin' my clip
Don't go talkin' that shit, 'less you tryna get hit
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the ritz in a bit
Pull up to the Ritz in a Benz,
I be tokin' on the head but I don't roll ends
MC PUDDING
Bitchin' up in this bitch
Fuck with me, wake up in a pit
Gun on my hip, man get off my dick
100 rounds, 100 thou, wrist still split, bitch
I might buy me some Louis kackies
Some Prada candles
Some Gucci card sleeves
Versace camels
A Bape machete
Dolce towel cause I'm fuckin' sweaty
Ima get all of this shit because I am little bitch
Stack grow as tall as my dick
Takin' it like it's a shit
YUH YUH YUH
WHO IS THIS? WHO IS THIS?
BITCHIN' LIKE A BITCH
FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS?
BITCH IM LIL BITCH
YUH
LIL HI-HAT
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the Ritz in a bit
30 Aught 6, bitch I'm loadin' my clip
Don't go talkin' that shit, 'less you tryna get hit
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the ritz in a bit
Pull up to the Ritz in a Benz,
I be tokin' on the head but I don't roll ends
BOWSHOCK
Buncha Lil snitches
Be getting lil stitches
Pulling lil campers with
tiny little hitches
Drive it in the ditch
daddy grabs the switch
Make a lil money
Stacking’ lil rich
Watching Emma Roberts
love all the little witches
Tried to do the theme song but
couldn’t get the pitches
Got a crazy itch so I
Rented me a Ditch witch
Didn’t really need it
Just get water for my bitch
this beat bumps
That melon thump
my litter clumps
I speed hump
I eat junk
I bees drunk
Get the stomach pump
Like garbage dump
When your in my car
Put out that thing
Kiss the ring
In the nos Mo king!
When it Came to it
I didn’t feel so great
Crushing a depression
with the 808
LIL HI-HAT
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the Ritz in a bit
30 Aught 6, bitch I'm loadin' my clip
Don't go talkin' that shit, 'less you tryna get hit
Bitchin' in this bitch, I don't give a shit
Bitch I pull up to the ritz in a bit
Pull up to the Ritz in a Benz,
I be tokin' on the head but I don't roll ends
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"Yyyyyup, what's up?"
"Hey Jase, did you just wake up?"
"Yup."
"Oh okay,, how-"
"What?"
"Well,, okay. But Danila and I are recording "Dick So Hot That My Pee Feels Cold', do you wanna come do that with us?"
"I'm gon' sleep for 2 more days, and then I'll call you back"
"Okay that sounds good, I'll see you in 2 days...'
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6. |
I'mSorry.
01:27
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Pretzels.
02:15
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HxrdStxleJxpins.
03:21
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